This recent article about the correlation between shark attacks and the economic downturn is just more punch yourself in the head news than I can really bear. I mean in all seriousness, I thought for a second that I had just opened up a recent copy of the Onion, but in reality this was one of the lead stories for the science section on yahoo news. Now I know that this isn't the National Geographic Society or anything, but come on people get a grip on yourselves. The editor of this should be fed to Great Whites or something, that would make better news. I don't know what made me more irritated this or that cold shower I took yesterday after the pilot light on the water heater went out, I still suffering from mental trauma???
