Lovie Smith- Monsta' Baffoon

This guy needs no intros, wow what a disaster this season!!! O and by the way nice challenge yesterday. Da Bears...Suck!!

NO WHEN TO SAY WHEN!!!

No need to explain why this guy is a giant Buffoon. Notice former starting qb Tavaris Jackson looking very young and healthy ready to go Don Zimmer on that bitch in front of him.

J.T. Tiller=Baffoon

Sissie-Snowpants. Wuss. Weakling. Feeble-Human. Defcon 5 BAFFOON.

His name is J.T. Tiller and if anyone watched the Marquette vs. Missouri game yesterday they would know why. With the game hanging in the balance with only seconds to play, this finely tuned basketball player drove to the lane and was fouled hard by a Marquette Golden Eagle causing Tiller to come crashing down in a lump to the court below. Instead of pulling himself up by his own bootstraps, shaking off the cobb webs, and taking the free-throws which is so rightly deserved, JT decided to make a decision. His decision was to pretend to be seriously hurt. He did this so much so, that Missouri brought in another player to take the two free throw shots, that would be crucial if Missouri would win the game. Of course, this player came through for Missouri, and knocked down the shots to ensure Missouri the lead which would not be relinquished. Strangely enough, only seconds after hitting the free throws, Mr. Tiller was miraculously healed as if nothing had ever happened. It's the oldest trick in the book and it worked, but that doesn't make it right. Unfortunately, what is right doesn't always make the priority list of many people. There needs to be some sort of accountability or rule modification, because this baffoonery will only continue and hurt someone else's chances down the road.

Baffoonery all around us....

Live like you mean it....

Really...I mean REALLY...wtf. Is this what Wisconsin comes up with to hang our hat on for the next ten years? I might as well move to Delaware at least they won't throw the entire state under the bus. Wait a minute, what's in Delaware??? So apparently everyone in the state can now do cartwheels? I can't even do a forward roll for pete's sake!!! I am befuddled, angry, and confused. I do know this, the true definition of "Marketing" by the aforementioned American Marketing Association. is known as the activity, set of institutions, and processes for creating, communicating, delivering, and exchanging offerings that HAVE VALUE for customers, clients, partners, and SOCIETY at large. Did these baffoons take a poll of anyone, other than the seven or eight so-called marketing hipsters working in the state's marketing department? I am really questioning the value this will have other than the fact they ripped it off from numerous other corporate entities, and will most likely have to waste more money in court if they are actually going to keep this slogan. O Doyle Rules!!! Way to go Madison, way to go!! I have listed some potential replacements, some good, some bad, but none can reach the depth of baffoon quite like "live like you mean it."

1) Wisconsin we're not Illinois- A oldy but a goody- VALUE VERY HIGH

2) America's Dairyland- Another oldy, but we can at least take some VALUE out of it.

3) Wisconsin Closed Wolskis- Alright well this one is stretching it, but there's a good chance all of us have at one point or another.

4) Wisconsin we're not Madison- Explanation not needed

Sharks not so dangerous anymore? Is this really news??

Baffoon Level- Defcon 3

This recent article about the correlation between shark attacks and the economic downturn is just more punch yourself in the head news than I can really bear. I mean in all seriousness, I thought for a second that I had just opened up a recent copy of the Onion, but in reality this was one of the lead stories for the science section on yahoo news. Now I know that this isn't the National Geographic Society or anything, but come on people get a grip on yourselves. The editor of this should be fed to Great Whites or something, that would make better news. I don't know what made me more irritated this or that cold shower I took yesterday after the pilot light on the water heater went out, I still suffering from mental trauma???

http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/economicrecessionmeansfewersharkattacks

Peanut Corporation of America President Stewart Parnell

DEFCON 5 BAFFOON......

ENOUGH SAID...THIS GUY KNOWINGLY SHIPPED TAINTED PEANUT BUTTER ACROSS THE COUNTRY TO MAKE AN EXTRA BUCK OR TWO at the expense of hundreds of our fellow American citizens vomiting and shitting themselves for days on end.....ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!?!?!?!?! This guy needs a reality check. A fitting punishment may be to make this baffoon eat his own tainted peanut butter for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for one whole month, that'll learn'em.....

Story below......

http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/metro/stories/2009/02/11/georgia_peanut_washington.html?cxntlid=brkng_nws_bnr

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